I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
this is 100% definitely what happened.
and canada wanted to be exactly like america but ended up being the nicer one who makes friends with everyone easily
This girl should get an award!
Or maybe a job in the movies and then win tons of awards.
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT’S NOT JOHNNY DEPP
thats not a woman, thats a transformer
what have you done to my basket
some of these are scary accurate
this is so cringe fucking NO
I second that cringe. No. Just no. This needs to be removed from the Internet forever.
to anyone who messages me:
this is easily the most accurate post i have ever seen
omg you’re straight!!? wow. like, how does that even work? how do you have sex? omfg when did you know that you’re straight? haven’t you tried being gay?! maybe you just haven’t met the right person yet…. but wow you’re straight. i have a straight friend. hi straight friend. HEY EVERYBODY THIS IS MY STRAIGHT FRIEND